My letter to this election crap
Today, while i was watching a little tv and trying to relax, i saw 3 campaighn commercials IN A ROW. That is absolutly ridiculous to me. So out of my frusteration along came this strongly worded letter.
Dear Politicians,
I would just like to inform you that there is a point of publicity where you drive people nuts. Absolutly crazy. Now i dont know if you are just too caught up to realize how much your face is on tv or if you just dont care, but its crazy. In an hour of watching tv, i could name 10 bad things each politician has done, and really some dont even make sense! For example, i saw one that said that the guy he was running against wanted to sell guns to child abusers. Bull! im sure this dude was not out on the street looking for abusers to sell guns to.
Another thing, there are alot of people that are way worse off then you. So nobody really wants to hear your sad little sob story as your rolling in the bank. What about the homeless people that dont even get to see your crappy commercials? Do you think that they care. No. They just want jobs and change.
So the thesis to this letter is really simple, i would advise you to listen. The next time you want to make 17 different commercials bashing on all of your opponents, think about the people you could be out meeting instead. I promise you if you put on less commercials and actually get out more, you will get more votes. The general public is tired of the higher tax commercials and the he said she said bullcrap.
Put on your big girl panties and actually get out. It cant hurt anymore than those silly little commercials do.
The end.
XOXO.
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