My letter to this election crap

Today, while i was watching a little tv and trying to relax, i saw 3 campaighn commercials IN A ROW. That is absolutly ridiculous to me. So out of my frusteration along came this strongly worded letter.

Dear Politicians,
I would just like to inform you that there is a point of publicity where you drive people nuts. Absolutly crazy. Now i dont know if you are just too caught up to realize how much your face is on tv or if you just dont care, but its crazy. In an hour of watching tv, i could name 10 bad things each politician has done, and really some dont even make sense! For example, i saw one that said that the guy he was running against wanted to sell guns to child abusers. Bull! im sure this dude was not out on the street looking for abusers to sell guns to.
Another thing, there are alot of people that are way worse off then you. So nobody really wants to hear your sad little sob story as your rolling in the bank. What about the homeless people that dont even get to see your crappy commercials? Do you think that they care. No. They just want jobs and change.
So the thesis to this letter is really simple, i would advise you to listen. The next time you want to make 17 different commercials bashing on all of your opponents, think about the people you could be out meeting instead. I promise you if you put on less commercials and actually get out more, you will get more votes. The general public is tired of the higher tax commercials and the he said she said bullcrap.
Put on your big girl panties and actually get out. It cant hurt anymore than those silly little commercials do.
The end.
XOXO.

my letter to homosexuals

All over the news there is talk of young gay people commiting suicide due to people who make fun of them. Homosexuality is a huge issue. and i wanted to adress it in my letter (:

Dear homosexual who may be reading this,
i would like to start off by saying i have sympathy for every one of you. A person should NEVER be punished for being yourself. There are so many names for not being normal. But the whole question comes back to what the hell is normal anyways? is it normal for twenty year old girls to marry seventy year old men? is it normal for the rich to marry the poor? is it normal for a guy to marry more then one girl? Normal is completly opinion. I think that everybody says they are normal. My mom says she is normal yet she dances in the kitchen to all her old music. Which to me equals waaay weird!
But some of you guys cant even call YOURSELVES normal. Thats heartbreaking. We are a race that loves seeing people happy. If somebody is sad you ask what is wrong to try to make them happy. So what if you somebody of the same sex makes you happy? would you want them to be unhappy? of course not. No matter who you are attracted to you should have the right to be happy. Lets compare it to buying a dog. Some people are dead set on having lap dogs. But some other people could never see themselves without big labs or hunting dogs. Now is one wrong because they dont prefer the other? No. Should one group not be able to be happy? No. Its the same with people. As long as somebody is happy, who cares who they are with?
I hope some of these points will help anti-gay people. Keep up the good work to the gays out there. Someday things will get better. (:
Xoxo, Me (: